Nak Kasut Baru Lah....

kejadian ni berlaku semalam...tetibe jerk aku rase mcm nak kasut baru..than aku mintak la ngan mak aku...adeganye pon berlaku...hahahaha..oleh sebab aku tak keje and tak duit..so kene la mintak mak ngan bpk aku belikn...haih...

aku:mak...org rase nak beli kasut baru lah...
mak:nak buat pe??tak payah la..bkn gune selalu pown...
aku:ala..org nak pakai nnti,,mse nak pegi skolah..
mak:kenape plak nak pegi skul??nak buat pe???
aku:lorh..lupe ke??result lagi 2 miggu la...org nak pakai g skulah...(mcm pujuk la)hahaha
mak:hah???!!!result lagi 2 miggu kew??
(tetibe jek aku rase lain)
makcik aku:ish takotnye aku...result lagi 2 miggu ke??(dgn nada yg menyeramkn..hahaha)
aku:aduh!!dah la..jgn la wt2 terkejut plak..org lagi la takot!!
mak:ko biar btol lagi 2 miggu??berderau darah aku!!
aku:btol la..wtpe nak tipu...(tetibe je aku cuak giler babai tahap dewa anjing...hahahahaha)

moralnye:::jgn la spe2 ingtkn aku pasal result SPM...smmemgnye aku tkot giler la wei!!cume
harapkan keajaiban jek berlaku dlm hidup aku...muahahahaha..amiin..

p/s--aku harap..SAMURA dpt result yg gempak dlm SPM 08...ammiin...kpd kwn2..all d best utk kite yek..pepe pown berlaku lepas nih...ingt la,,aku penah jadi kwn korng...kakakakakak
mane la tau,,aku bunuh diri ke lepas nih...hahahaha..tak sabo nak jumpe korang!!gud luck...

kene tag(HAIH...)hahahaha

my spe-SIAL 8 r....

• naderk
• dient
• pipa
• raffle
• tya
• kur2
• syira
• amir!!!

buat yek!!!hahahaha

1.What have you been doing recently?

tngok tv,,mkn,,tdo,,tembamkn pipi,,naikan berat bdn!!!muahahahah

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?

yup...lau nak cas!!

3.What happened at 10am today?

may b baru bngn kowt!!!hahahaha..x pown,tngok tv!!!

4.When did you last cry?

rahsia..hahahahaha..

5.Believe in fate/destiny?

yup

6.What do you want in your life now?

i want money!!a lots of frend!!!

7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?

aku pkai payung PINK jek..lau kaler lain,,aku rela basah!!!hahahaha

8.What's your favourite thing to do on the bed?

berangan!!!hahahaha

9.What bottoms are you wearing now??
nothing!!muahaha...siot nye soalan!!!

10.What's the nicest things in your inbox?

bufday wishes!!

11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?

entah la..no comment!!

12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?

yup..lau terdesak!!

13.What was the last movie you caught?

harry potter.....???kowt..xingt la..

14.What are you proud of?

i hv big family!!belah bpk aku de 17 adik beradik..belah mak aku de 12 adik beradik...aku pon tak jamin leh kenal sume!!!muahahaha

15.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
sume dah delete,,keh4...

16.What was the last song you sang out loud?

LAGU KITE+SONATA MUSIM SALJU+SEJARAH MUNGKIN BERULANG(bpk r!!jiwang giler hahahaha)

17.Do you have any nicknames?

yup...iki@zick@shawn!!!

18.What does the newest text say and from who?

shawn!!aku pass!!(kate dient...hahahaha)

19.What time did you go to bed last night?

2.00 a.m

20.Are you currently happy?

nope!!takot la wei!!result nak kuar dh...

21.Who gives you the best advise?

no one!!aku degil!!!kakakaka

22.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?

aku tak pham soklan nih...+mls nak bkak kamus!!haahahaha

23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?

takde sape...

24.Is something bugging you now
mmm..im bored!!!give me back!!my hapines!!!hahahaha

25.Who was the last person to make you laugh?
keyba!!!,,,hahahaha

lesen kerete(bhgn2)

kenape sume mcm tkot je bile aku cite pasal amek lesen kerete??sampai naderk soh aku dtg umah die lg!!giler pe??muahahahaha..lek r kwn..bende tu tak de pepe la...ok..kali nih..aku nak post pasal amek kerete gk..tp utk tenang2 kn diri...hehehehe..atok aku ajo..lau msok je kerete..ko bace la doa ckit..Al-Fatihah..pastu bace ni hah 'ALLAH ZAT MUHAMMAD SIFAT' than..korang niat pe yg korang nak..contoh..ckp la ko nak lulus ujian memandu..insyaALLAH lulus...

tak yah la korang nak gelabh2..bnde nih cm biase je..cume ingt..jpj ni die suke lau kite fail..so becareful...hu4..ko tw tak ayt2 yg dieorg selalu gune utk fail kn kite???

1.di kwsn sekolah

laju la sikit..lmbt btol la bwk kerete...(bwt bodoh je..kt skul kn 40km/hour)so abaikn die

2.potong kerete depan tu leh x??sy nak cepat la..de hal penting nih...(totally abaikan..ingt max speed only 60km/hour)

YAKIN!! ha..tu yg plg penting!!jgn takot or gelabah..relax,,kontrol macho n cun....pastu..mse menuggu giliran tuh...jgn la ko ngis2..jerit2 tkot..haih..u r educated..tunjuk kn skit yg ko bersedia!!!cewah!!tp btol la pe yg aku ckp nih...huhuhuhuu...sementare menuggu nih..ko bce je selawat bnyk2...lau org dh lepas test..ko korek2 la ckit..dngr pengalamn die..hu4..so lau die silap..ko jgn la wt silap yg sme..ok with that???so tu je la yg aku nak cite..lau de pe2 kemusykilan..cntct la aku...muahahahahahahahaok salam...n gud luck to all of u my fwen!!aku rindu korang!!!

Lesen Kereta!!

hu4...finally..aku dpt jgak lesen kerete nih...alhamdulilah..tp mencabar tuh!!korang nak tw kenap??aku dpt no 14..tp bile nak test jpj jalan raye aku kene tuggu mcm no 41..haih sabo je la...he4..mse tuggu org2 nak test aku,,aku pon dngr la citer2 bbdk tuh..perh!!majority sume nye fail!!!aku dah mcm ape dah..gigil giler!!!hahahahaha..de member aku tuh dpt 5 jerk!!out of 20!!bpk ah!!aku dah gigil giler babi dah..hahahaha..tp pepe pon selawat je la bbyk..insyaALLAh tenang!!!

akhirnye..no aku pon dipanggil...ye lah aku bngn..pegi kereta yg beratmpal huruf G!!!pastu tuggu tester tuh,,,mak ai!!lebih 20 min!!aku pon dgn baiknye setie berdiri tepi kerete tuh cm org bodoh..hahahahaha..tester tu leh caling2,merokok,die lepak kt bilik menunggu,,perh!!aku dah terpacak kt luar sorg2!!org tngok pndg slek je!!!sabo zikri..sabo zikri..hahahahah..aku bermonolog sendirian...muahahahaha..tak pe la..aku tunggu gk..dengan penuh senyuman..mcm aku tngh serve MB johor dulu..kakakakakakak

pastu masok dlm kerete..bwt la syarat2 yg jadah haram tuh!!!than..bawk la kerete..sekali meter kerete tak naik..boleh plak rosak meter tuh!!!haih..aku dgn berlagak penuh yakin bwk kerete cm tak de bende la..hu4..byk tol dugaan aku time tuh..tp pepe hal aku nasihat kn,,kontrol macho..buat cm biase je..jgn gelabah k!!!hahaha..

habis je test jln raye nme aku terus dipanggil utk test yg belah dalam tuh..yg bukit,parking n 3 pointer...masok je kerete..aiyoooooooooooooo,,die punye clucth...keras nak mampos..aku tekan gigiel kaki beb..hahahahahaha..bkn takat tu je..handbrek pon..aiyoyoooooo..keras nak mampos!!!tp aku gagahi jgak utk meneruskn ujian tuh..haih...lastly...org tu ckp..TAHNIAH!!!ANDA LULUS!!!yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeba!!!yahoooooooooooooooo!!hahahahaha...aku bhgia ari ni...hu4..